Strawberries & Cream

It’s Wimbledon fortnight and right on cue, the weather vein is threatening raindrops on roses.
But who needs Centre Court when you can be sipping Champagne in the garden at Home House? Nibbling cakes disguised as tiny courts at the Dorchester? Or ordering empanadas, hand delivered by a girl in her whites at Gaucho?
Champagne & Cupcakes
Never doing anything by halves, Home House wouldn’t dream of passing on strawberries and cream season. Alongside your Moët et Chandon Rose Imperial and a soundtrack of the pick-pock of tennis balls streaming live from SW19, four cupcakes arrive, piled so high with frosting and soft fruit that you’re instantly reliving that childhood horror – ice-cream toppling helplessly from its cone and a pesky sea gull getting lucky.
If nothing else, it’s an excuse for why the little beauties don’t last more than three minutes. Forget the tennis – Murray might be having a fist fight with Federer, collapsing the net and tearing up the court but we’d not notice – Home House have hit on the match of the tournament.
Home House will serve four strawberries and cream cupcakes with each bottle of Moet et Chandon Imperial Rose at £75 per bottle.
20 Portman Square, W1H 6LW www.homehouse.co.uk
Wimbledon Afternoon Tea
There are few things more British than a cup of tea and a generous slither of cake, and few places more British to enjoy it than in the company of one of London’s finest octogenarians, the Dorchester.
It’s a little surprising though that your Lady Grey arrives with a teeny tennis court, that turns out to be bursting with fresh citrus, while across the table perfectly round tennis ball (also teeny) has enough coconut flavour to take you straight to the Jamaican Open – if only there was such a thing – let alone London’s suburbia.
And that’s after the rounds of finger sandwiches – crusts off – still-warm scones and an extra little smidgen of a course of strawberries and cream. Oh, and the Laurent Perrier, darling…
We’ve got our rackets at the ready to nab a table.
Traditional Wimbledon Afternoon Tea at the Dorchester Hotel, including strawberries & cream, and a glass of Laurent-Perrier BV is from £48.50 per person, incl. VAT and a 12.5% service charge.
Park Lane, Mayfair, W1K 1QA www.thedorchester.com
Tennis on Swallow Street
So now you’re a little caked-out by now and craving something a little on the less sugary side of things.
‘Taxi! Swallow Street – if you please!’
It’s pretty hard to miss your destination – a huge great green thing in the street, glowing with the early evening city light. Gaucho Piccadilly’s very own tennis court is in town and the cocktails are flowing.
Ball boys are nipping between Pashmina draped shoulders and sharp suits delivering bar treats – all Argentinean empanadas, juicy Ceviche and sausage platters – just as Federer walks all over an overly optimistic wild card in the fourth round.
Middle Saturday might be for catching lost play at the All England Club, but the crowd will be gathering at Gaucho as their own tournament starts hotting up – better get perfecting that backhand.
Swallow Street Tennis court will be open throughout Wimbledon Fortnight, 20th June – 3rd July 2011
Gaucho Piccadilly, 25 Swallow Street, W1B 4QR www.gauchorestaurants.co.uk































