By The Power Of Detox

With January now over, all of my wonderfully virtuous resolutions for the New Year have slowly fallen by the wayside…
I have joined a gym – and ventured there twice; I have cut out chocolate and replaced it with wine, and my Sunday morning running schedule has been cut short by a near death experience involving a patch of black ice and a very suspect looking fox. All-in-all, it’s not been the most successful start to a healthy 2011.
But there is a light at the end of the tunnel, a tunnel that led me to the doors of the South Kensington Malaysian eatery – Awana. Knowing that dozens of mortals like myself will be suffering from the post January health kick blues, Awana have developed an ingenious solution in the form of their ‘Detox Menu’ – a menu that allows you to indulge in the delights of eating out, without resulting in you bursting out of your clothes.
Some might call this sacrilege – how can you truly enjoy a meal out knowing that the food is (shudder) good for you? Isn’t the sense of guilt you feel after tucking into your meal all just part of the fun? Well allow me to shed a little light on the situation…
On arrival at Awana my guest and I (you didn’t think I was going to attempt healthy eating alone did you?) were greeted with a knowing smile and a truly delicious Lychee Bellini (so far, not so healthy). Taking our seats in the bar I felt like we had entered the Malaysia of the1930’s, surrounded by teak wood screens, deep red leather and a heady opium intense atmosphere, with old school jazz tunes crooning away in the background.
Then it was time for our pre-dinner massage courtesy of Mami from the Chi Yu Wellness Centre – the massage we were told would aid the digestion of our food as well as soothing any aches or pains, meaning our dining experience would be all the more enjoyable. It’s quite a unique experience to sit on a massage chair in the middle of a bar, bellini to my left and fellow diners to my right, but that was soon forgotten as Mami set to work on all of my knots. Quickly establishing that I worked at a desk and carried all my tension in my shoulders, Mami literally lulled me into a peaceful slumber and all thoughts of dinner were forgotten.
All too quickly my treatment was over and we continued our detox journey with the arrival of our first course – I chose the Dahl soup, a rich and soothing mix of lentils, tomatoes, snake beans and carrot, while my guest enjoyed the exotic tiger prawn salad with rose apple, spring onion, peppers and cooling mint leaves.
In keeping with the healthy theme, for my main course I opted for the vegetable stir-fry which proved to be a shrewd move after the delicious but rather filling soup – my guest had chosen equally well if not better (although I hate to admit it) as her monkfish curry was so fragrant and colourful that she felt obliged to share it with me, which of course was the outcome I had hoped for.
One would assume that a detox menu could not possibly entertain the idea of dessert, in fact we had assumed that the chilli laced prawn crackers at the start of the meal were to be the only ‘sinful’ item on the agenda. We were right about the sinful part, but that did not detract from the sheer deliciousness of the gargantuan fresh fruit platter that arrived laden with mango, star fruit, melon, pineapple, kiwi and pears – a veritable exotic fruit orgy.
Stepping out into the frosty January night, a strange feeling of smugness washed over me, I had just enjoyed a three course meal and felt incredibly fresh, revived and irritatingly virtuous (bellini and prawn crackers aside) – that’s not to say I won’t be back to Awana to sample the delights of their defiantly non-detox Satay Menu – but just for now, I feel very pleased with myself indeed
85 Sloane Avenue, Greater London, SW3 3DX
http://www.awana.co.uk/
http://www.chi-yu.co.uk/































